Life As I Blow It: Tales of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily in That Order

By Sarah Colonna

In this wickedly humorous and irreverent memoir, Chelsea Lately author and comic Sarah Colonna opens up approximately love, existence, and pursuing her goals . . . after which screwing all of it up.
 
Sarah believes all of us fight to develop up. occasionally we wish to have a good time, no longer take issues too heavily, and feature that fourth margarita. different instances we want to get married, remain in, order chinese language nutrition, and feature a accountable, safe life.
 
From her youth in small-town Arkansas to a later profession of dates, beverages, and questionable day jobs, Colonna makes an attempt to reconcile her accountable part together with her fun-loving aspect. occasionally this pans out, and infrequently she reveals herself in Mexico handing out her telephone quantity to somebody who calls her beautiful. She strikes to la to pursue performing, yet for years is compelled to hone her bartending talents; she desires a significant boyfriend, yet won’t surrender nights on the bar along with her associates. She attempts to act like an grownup, yet can’t appear to cease appearing like a frat boy. finally, she discovers that there doesn’t need to be only one or the opposite. And if there’s something Colonna has discovered from her many missteps, it’s that hindsight is often a hundred proof.

Includes a Foreword through Chelsea Handler

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Carry a Big Stick: A funny, fearless life of friendship, laughter and MS

By Tim Ferguson

A humorous, poignant and inspirational tale of commonly acclaimed comic, author and manufacturer, Tim Ferguson.

Tim Ferguson was once a celebrity of the foreign comedy circuit. in addition to Paul McDermott and Richard Fidler he was once a part of the edgy, provocative and extremely humorous Doug Anthony Allstars (DAAS). In 1994 they have been on the peak in their powers, acting in a season on the Criterion Theatre on Piccadilly Circus. the 3 buddies, who started busking at the streets of Canberra a decade past, had accomplished their ambition to turn into the self-styled rock stars of comedy.

Then, abruptly, Tim awakened one morning and his complete left part would not paintings. He'd had a lurking suspicion that whatever used to be flawed and after extra episodes he went to a physician pondering he'd be informed to alter his nutrition and get extra sleep. It wasn't so easy. An eventual prognosis of a number of sclerosis (MS) intended an finish to the frenetic, high-energy existence he used to be living.

Carry a tremendous Stick is an opportunity for Tim to inform his tale. He desires to make humans snort but additionally provide thought to all of the humans doing it difficult. lots of people preserve MS to themselves simply because it truly is invisible. In Tim's case, he has the stick. 'It's any such seen signal that something's occurred; it truly is simply more straightforward if humans know.'

Carry an important Stick meanders via Tim's lifestyles, and explains how the boy who went to 9 faculties in thirteen years bought used to announcing, 'Hi, i am the recent kid'. it's going to aspect his targets to develop into an actor and the way the Doug Anthony Allstars have been born and went directly to develop into what Rolling Stone known as 'The three amigos from hell'. analysis replaced loads of issues yet Tim's speedy wit and feel of humour were not affected. This inspiring memoir indicates us so that you can snort within the face of adversity.

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Internet Short Stories and Jokes

By Harvey Fushman

This is often the 1st ebook in regards to the net that has collected and arranged all the myriads of jokes and fables that experience turned around the globe over telephone strains. Over fifteen years within the making the writer has compiled and edited little evidence and large rules that poke enjoyable at every thing and everybody. All professions and all peoples are integrated. listed below are a package deal of guffaws and tears, attention-grabbing proof and irreverent and informative tales. learn it at domestic or at a celebration. carry it for your workplace to alleviate the tension or brighten the monotony. take pleasure in it as you will a meal; little bites or unexpectedly. Memorize the evidence to provoke your folks and be ready with a well timed shaggy dog story or tale. it's all right here in a single splendidly enjoyable booklet.

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The First Church on the Moon

Alcohol and lifestyles at the moon don't combine.

It is the morning after the evening earlier than, and a few difficulties face the employees of the Steve Moore Moonbase. the 1st lunar marriage ceremony used to be no longer a hit. A vacationing Bishop has a ludicrous obsession approximately how a few "Americans" supposedly landed at the moon on 1969 CE. an exquisite quantity of power is getting used to broadcast an insult on the complete populations of Asia, Europe and Africa. and everybody at the Moon goes to die.

It isn't really, at the face of it, the easiest day for dealing with an remarkable evolution in metaphysics.

But lunar hangovers are not any varied to their earth equivalents: irrespective of how undesirable issues look, you could continually get via them. and everybody is welcome on the first church at the moon.

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The Cornerstone

By Nick Spalding

A fast moving myth experience from Nick Spalding, the bestselling writer of the ruin hit comedies Fat Chance & Love... From either Sides.

A nice ebook will shipping you to a different world... actually, if you are no longer careful.

On a dismal Thursday afternoon, Max Bloom enters his neighborhood library in a final ditch try and stave off an epic case of sweet sixteen boredom. one of the hushed stacks he discovers The Cornerstone, an historic booklet tucked away on a dusty, forgotten shelf. starting the canopy, Max is readily transported to an alternative measurement jam-packed with issues purpose on killing him - therefore fending off boredom with remarkable success.

He meets a stunning lady known as Merelie (brilliant), who tells him he can be a Wordsmith, a sorcerer capable of craft magic from the written be aware itself, one robust adequate to save lots of either their worlds from the Dwellers - hideous monsters from past the universe (not so brilliant).

This all sounds thoroughly unimaginable. the type of factor you'll learn in a myth novel. however the Cornerstone does not lie... and the chance is very real.

In a global threatened through monsters, the place books are worshipped and strong magic exists, Max Bloom needs to select: shut The Cornerstone and run domestic - or belief Merelie, develop into a Wordsmith, and retailer worlds from convinced destruction...

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Reviews for Nick Spalding & Max Bloom In... The Cornerstone:

'Spalding made headlines final yr while Amazon printed he used to be one in every of their most sensible promoting authors, promoting over 400,000 copies on Kindle. It was once evidently just a subject of time prior to anyone snapped him up.' The day-by-day Mail.

'Spalding is actually a comedy genius.' Chick Lit experiences & News

'Nick Spalding controlled to make me snigger until eventually my aspects damage and that i had tears operating down my face.' Shaz's ebook Boudoir Blog

'Absolutely hilarious.' amazing journal, The Sun

'Downright hilarious.' nearer Magazine

'A particularly amazing funny city delusion novel. This ebook is worthy not anything lower than the entire 5 stars. It hit my experience of humour pretty well at the head, the tale itself was once very properly advised certainly and the Kindle presentation is little short of unparalleled. I for one could more than likely purchase a sequel if he makes a decision to jot down one!' Shaun Horrigan, Amazon most sensible a hundred Reviewer

'A rip-roaring rollercoaster of a fantasy.' Stephen leather-based, top promoting author

The sequel - Wordsmith... The Cornerstone booklet 2 - is on the market now!

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Doctor in the House

Comedy / five m., four f. / Int. tailored from the radical via Richard Gordon in regards to the off responsibility lives of a gaggle of scientific scholars, this play weaves their chuffed triumphs and courageous mess ups, amorous affairs and events right into a many coloured development. a number of members limited below an identical roof hire a blithe external to conceal their hopes and fears, ineffectually concealing an underlying earnestness of objective. The play presents a superb number of personality components: younger males, a few playboys, a few critical; the varsity porter and the eccentric professor; the dragon matron; nurses beautiful and uninteresting; and the landlady impressive. expense: $75 according to functionality.

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